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koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

dapperasf:

a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

proudof-living:

going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger

if you don’t get it, look it up

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sarahseeandersen:

PMS is a bitch.

See, sometimes depression works the same way as PMS. My life during times of depression and happiness is not drastically different, but my perception of it is changed. I can’t bear some of the things that don’t bother me other times. This isn’t always the case, sometimes events cause depression, but this is still definitely a thing.
leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

my school had water pouring down the walls once :/
jenkristo:

It took me a minute to see what it was and then I spat
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dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

MA MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BIRDS TO THE YARD

kyelishaturner asked:
I have loved the show from the first season and stuck with it. I am worried a little about Tyler Posey. The first two seasons he was quite buff and fit the role. Lately, though he has looked overly skinny and out of shape. Has he been feeling okay? I miss the pumped up Scott from early on. He just isn’t as appealing and I’m afraid it will get worse in Season 5. His unhealthy eating and lack of working out is really catching up with him. There have been some posts about this on FB and oth

jeff-davis:

i really don’t know what you classify as out of shape 

Did jeff-davis just write a legit srs post? And it’s pretty great..

drlectertho:

Hannibal doing the Ice Bucket Challenge incorrectly

oh my god you didn’t
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Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

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